In what was surely a coincidence, swine flu was confirmed in Florida on the same day that the Legislature pumped out heaping amounts of sausage to close the 2009 regular session.

You're probably confused, maybe even a little panicked, about what it all means.

So without further adieu, I bring you Dr. Porky Pig, resident expert on all things porcine -- political and medical -- to answer your questions.

Porky: Gr-gr-gr-gr, happy to be here. Why is everyone wearing a mask? Yes, in the front row.